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"You're kinda my moose."

spoopyspiders:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

JESUS I NEARLY HAD A PANIC ATTACK

Halloween Meme »»»T.V Show Episodes (1/2Spongebob Squarepants “The Graveyard Shift/The Hash Slinging Slasher” 

There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher… First, the lights will flicker on and off…….. next, the phone with ring and there will be nobody there……And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Then, he exists the bus and crosses the streets without looking both ways because he’s already dead!

When penises appear on your dash:

Reunited with my little ook. @diannaagron #season6 #quick #sceneshredding

Reunited with my little ook. @diannaagron #season6 #quick #sceneshredding

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

lovealways-kelly:

THIS!!! IS!!! VERY!!! IMPORTANT!!!

lovealways-kelly:

THIS!!! IS!!! VERY!!! IMPORTANT!!!

"Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves."
Me getting into the fall spirit (via dearalexandra) ←

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

straight guys literally think their opinion needs to be heard at all times. even when its literally invalid. like a gay guy could be like “i think im rly hot!” and a straight dude would say “im straight so i cant say anything” like ok who cares lol? hello? why would u talk at all